NAMING THE ANIMALS
Shopping on Friday F tells his wife about the animals.
There is a mouse that’s made a nest in the sea chest
where he keeps the rum. And a rat that is chewing the
feet of the furniture. He forgets its name. It is a rat or
a mouse, he feels very certain, and there is a roach in
the bathroom. Well, it isn’t in the bathroom, it is at the
foot of his wardrobe, but his wardrobe is near the bathroom.
If he sees it again, he will spray. There are gecko
stars upon the screen but those are just their feet, not
really stars, and guinea pigs in the garden, but we knew
that before. On Sunday F enters the bathroom, poison
bottle in hand. But the only thing in the bathroom is
his wife, who looks up from the mirror. On her finger-
tip is a long thin whisker, or possibly a hair.
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