Pandemic Barbie
after Denise Duhamel’s “Antichrist Barbie”
She sits inside her Barbie Malibu Dreamhouse—
a socialite waiting on her assistant.
Her body yearns to be dressed
by little girls, but especially those little boys
who bring the glitz and glamour.
Mothers debate—let the dolls sit for 2 to 3 days
post play date or wipe them down with Lysol.
Barbie doesn’t have COVID, cry little girls,
and little boys, who in secret, love her.
The boys grow up to cinch their waists,
sissy their walk, balk at lace front wigs,
leave families behind, free their inner Barbie,
grow up to be men thankful
one blue pill a day prevents at least one virus.
- The Wardrobe’s Best Dressed: Apostasies by Holli Carrell - May 5, 2026
- We Call Upon the Author to Explain—Timothy Geiger - May 4, 2026
- The Wardrobe’s Best Dressed: Apostasies by Holli Carrell - May 4, 2026



