Things I’ve said to both my mother and Taco Bell
Why are you closed when I need you?
What else are you doing at 11pm on a Sunday night when I have to drag myself home from the airport like a fool.
Just let me eat, will you?
You being this cheap can’t be good for me.
You being this cheap might be the only thing that has saved me some days.
Yes. This is what I want to eat. Yes. I’m sure.
Too much of you makes me sick.
Fiesta potatoes would make this better right now.
Why are you closed when I need you?
Why do I need you?
Yes! This is what I want to eat!
Why are you closed?
Fuck! Just let me eat, will you?
Why do I need you?
One more visit won’t kill me.
This is too much after all.
Why are you closed?
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