Summer Flash Showdown: Punching Summer Time Clocks Winners!

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Photo courtesy of http://www.cornwallsegway.co.uk/

Announcing the two winners from the Punching Summer Time Clocks challenge! These fourth round finalists are the last to join the winners circle of this righteous series we call the Sundress Summer Flash Showdown. The winners who have made it into this powerful, published collective will go on to compete for the majestic grand prize…

OF FIVE SUNDRESS TITLES OF THEIR CHOOSING AND THE SHOWCASING OF THEIR STORIES ON THE BLOG!

Congratulations to Amy Sayre Baptista for her first prize story, “Top Down.”

Let’s see what honored judge Adam Prince drew from Amy’s flash fiction:

It was hard to decide between these two stories (“Top Down” and the runner-up, “Housekeeping.”) Both offered deeply engaging reads. In the end, I went with “Top Down” for its massive whimsy and for the fact that it has a complete narrative arc in such a short space. It’s a very adept piece of writing that reveals information at just the right moment every time and really makes each word count.

The story gets into the psyche of young, hormonal Trevor, doomed to spend the summer managing his father’s Segway track in Branson, Missouri. “Some girls might dig it,” he tells himself, already knowing they won’t. And yet he continues to dream of “long legs slowly passing by, legs of every race, color and creed. Legs he was responsible for watching.” That last sentence is endemic of the writer’s skill with quirky, cutting short sentences. The sentence also gets at Trevor’s touching innocence, all the more striking when it comes smack up against a startlingly cold attitude toward his own mother. Really an intriguing piece of work!

Great job Amy! She earned the privilege of naming her very own FIREFLY FARMS CHICKEN! She describes her choice as “empowering and Portuguese.”

Introducing…Furiosa Fernandes!!!!!!

original (2) Sundress Publications would also like to congratulate Jennifer Schomburg Kanke for being the final runner-up with her powerful story entitled, “Housekeeping.” Great job Jennifer!

All the folks at The Wardrobe as well as Sundress Publications would like to thank all the contributors, judges, and minds that allowed this summer’s coolest flash fiction contest to become a reality. We continue to be humbled by the outpouring of talent evidenced by submissions, cherishing the amazing artistic community of literary souls that keep us inspired.  And don’t forget to check out our final challenge for our special selection of winning Summer Flash Showdown writers, coming your way soon.

Top Down

by Amy Sayre Baptista

When Trevor’s dad bought an event track, Trevor thought: finally. The break I need. Ascending the social ladder of Calvary Christian High School is now possible. But when twenty-four new Segways arrived, his heart sank. Segways are for old people, drunks, and kids. Mega-church students are a tough crowd. On the other hand, the track was on the main drag through Branson, and he was the summer manager. Some girls might dig it. Trevor imagined long legs slowly passing by, legs of every race, color and creed. Legs he was responsible for watching. Hope ended when his father revealed the billboard: Branson Segway: Feel the Excitement!

I’m finished in this town, Trevor thought. Social death. Weapon of choice: shame.

The first Saturday at work, a yellow VW Beetle with a large German Shepherd in the back, pulled into the empty parking lot. Trevor had already mastered talking on his phone and rounding the track on Segway #3, which he was doing as the woman stepped out of her car. Even from a distance, Trevor noticed she was beautiful.

“Customer gotta go,” he said cutting off his mother in mid-sentence. Trevor leaned forward achieving maximum speed before lightly pulling to a stop. Everything on her was long: legs, hair, lashes. He sighed.

“I’m Ashley,” the woman said, “I need some help”.

“At Branson Segway, the customer is always first,” Trevor croaked from a dry mouth.

“I need to rent the track today.”

“Today is open!”

The dog barked from the car.

“Hang on.” She went to the car and returned with the dog.

“How many machines?”

“One,” she said.

The dog nuzzled Trevor’s hand.

“I always wanted a dog.”

His mother groomed dogs, but refused to let him have one. Absolutely not, she said every time he asked, I work in hair all day, I don’t want my house full of it.

“Just one? You want the whole track for an hour for one machine?”

“Yes.”

“That’s like $200 dollars, miss.”

“I’ll give you $100 and you can keep the dog. He never took to me anyway.” She started to cry.

“Ma’am?” Trevor said.

“Look kid, in an hour, my husband, who bought this dog, who bought these boobs, he’s gonna come down that street in a convertible with his new girlfriend, a dog groomer. They think they’re a secret. I want him to see me riding this track in the bare skin I was born with. The joke is on him, now. ” She pulled a bottle of baby oil and a stack of bills from her Louis Vuitton bag. “Help me oil up, keep the track clear, and it’s all yours, ok?”

For a moment, Trevor could not speak.

“The groomer on Ashland?” Trevor asked.

“The same,” Ashley said, “know her?”

“Yes,” Trevor said. Feeling as if the world had finally righted itself.

“Yes to the rental or the groomer?”

“Both,” he said.

Ashley loosened the straps to her sundress, “She’s why he bought that dog in the first place. Cleanest goddamn dog in the county,” she said.

Trevor poured oil in his palm realizing the two things he wanted most in world were about to happen: real live breasts, and a dog. A dog even his mother could not refuse.

IMG_4848 Amy Sayre Baptista lives and writes in Chicago, Illinois. She is a co-founder of the community arts program, Plates&Poetry. Her most recent publications can be found in The Butter, Alaska Quarterly Review, Ninth Letter, and Chicago Noir.

Housekeeping

by Jennifer Schomburg Kanke

Anything can call itself a resort, but that doesn’t mean it is. Gulf Winds was a place with such aspirations. Slap the word “aromatherapy” on the soap and shampoo and even the most acrid chemicals are high class. Refill Jameson bottles with Old Crow and the whole bar’s top shelf. Who took the time to look beyond the labels? The management changed every six months, which Tammy liked. Just as someone was starting to ask questions— about her past, about her scar, about the difference between the name on her tag and the one on her checks— the owner would fire them and get someone else in there who didn’t know he was so ass and that the place was crawling with Ohioans who didn’t realize North Florida wasn’t really Florida.

The humidity was relentless, like her night terrors. Both pooled sweat at the nape of her neck and made her feel like a pit bull had fallen asleep across her chest, each breath an act of survival and will. She had gotten used to them back at home, but she somehow figured they’d disappear out in the world, that time would chip away at them until she slept peacefully through the night. She had been wrong. There was nothing she could do about the terrors, but for the heat she’d hide out in the guest rooms, taking an hour in each. She’d smell their perfumes and touch the soft cottons of their sundresses and cover-ups. Sometimes she’d open a wallet, if there was a wallet sitting around. She never took anything though, Tammy was no thief, although she’d told a guest she was once after being caught in the act.

“Did you just take money?” The woman had been quietly reading on the balcony, Tammy hadn’t noticed her.

“Yes, Ma’am. Sorry, Ma’am.” She took five dollars from the pocket of her uniform, a tip from the college boys in 215, and put it in the woman’s wallet. This was easier than explaining she’d been looking at a picture of the woman and her daughters, all gap-toothed smiles on some sunlit beach. Of all the things Tammy regretted, leaving her children was the one that haunted her the most. You’re always supposed to take the children, aren’t you? Or stay for them? Isn’t that what good women do?

Beth would be going on twenty now and, unless the last decade had changed her, she was a mix of her daddy’s meanness and Tammy’s own instinct for self-preservation. She knew the girl had been looking for her, calling around to all the hotels she used to work at. It wouldn’t be long before she found Gulf Winds. It would be better if Tammy found her first and…what? Explained? Begged forgiveness? Knocked her daddy’s demons right out of her? Nothing seemed possible. Instead Tammy would do what Tammy had always done. She’d pack a bag of the lemon verbena toiletries from her cart, buy a new hair dye (maybe red this time, she hadn’t been red for awhile), and find another run down resort town where the air conditioning was always pumping and nobody asked any questions.

jsk_bwJennifer Schomburg Kanke is a visiting faculty member at Florida State University. Her work has appeared or is forthcoming in Prairie Schooner, Pleiades, Fugue, and Stirring. She previously served as the poetry editor for the Southeast Review and was an editor at Quarter After Eight.

Summer Flash Showdown: Mad Summer Science Grand Prize Round!

Welcome to the Grand Prize Round of the Summer Flash Showdown. Up for grabs is blog fame, publication, and a whopping FIVE FREE SUNDRESS TITLES OF HIS OR HER CHOOSING!!!

Here’s the all-star lineup of worthy competitors:

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Gordon Buchan is Philadelphia based writer. His work has recently appeared in Sugar House Review and BE Literary. He co-edits the online journal, Pretty Owl Poetry.

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Donna Vorreyer is the author of A House of Many Windows (Sundress Publications, 2013) as well as six chapbooks, most recently Encantado, a collaboration with artist Matt Kish (Red Bird Chapbooks). Her fiction has previously appeared in Storychord, Extract(s), Cease, Cows, and Boston Literary Review. She is a poetry editor for Extract(s), and her second collection Every Love Story is an Apocalypse Story is forthcoming from Sundress Publications in late 2015. She resides in the Chicago area with two large dogs and a regular-sized husband.

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Penny Pennell received an M.A. in English in 2003 from The University of Illinois at Springfield. Her short fiction has previously appeared in Eureka Literary Magazine (ELM), The Journal of Microliterature, River Poets Journal, Foliate Oak, Underground Voices, Barnstorm and The Illinois Times.

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Barbara Harroun is an Assistant Professor at Western Illinois University. Her most recent work is forthcoming or appearing in Circus Book, Empty Sink, Per Contra Fiction, Fiction Southeast, Watershed Review, and Spelk. Her favorite creative endeavors are her awesome kids, Annaleigh and Jack. When she isn’t writing, reading, or teaching, she can be found walking her beloved dog, Banjo, or engaging in literacy activism and radical optimism. Her website is barbaraharroun.com and she blogs about all things mysterious with her friend, colleague, and running partner Rebekah Buchanan at https://allamystery.wordpress.com/.

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Shawna Mayer’s first short story was called “All about Aardvarks.” It was three pages long and illustrated in red crayon. This was followed up by the less popular sequel, “A Family of Aardwolves.” Disappointed, Shawna abandoned the “A” section of her animal encyclopedia and went looking for other subjects to explore in her writing.After decades of practice, too many creative writing classes to count, and a couple of college degrees, she still writes regularly, submits to contests occasionally, gets published sporadically, and has a hard time keeping track of all her writing credits. If you’re curious: google her. She lives in Springfield, Illinois.

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Sam Slaughter is the author of the chapbook When You Cross That Line, the forthcoming short story collection God in Neon and the forthcoming novel Dogs. He is currently working on his MFA at the University of South Carolina and works as, among other things, a spirits writer for The Manual. He can be found online at www.samslaughterthewriter.com and on Twitter @slaughterwrites.

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Amy Sayre Baptista lives and writes in Chicago, Illinois. She is a co-founder of the community arts program, Plates&Poetry. Her most recent publications can be found in The Butter, Alaska Quarterly Review, Ninth Letter, and Chicago Noir.

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Jennifer Schomburg Kanke is a visiting faculty member at Florida State University. Her work has appeared or is forthcoming in Prairie Schooner, Pleiades, Fugue, and Stirring. She previously served as the poetry editor for the Southeast Review and was an editor at Quarter After Eight.

What judge will decide the fate of these final stories?

None other than T.A. Noonan!

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T.A. Noonan is the author of several books and chapbooks, most recently The Midway Iterations (Hyacinth Girl Press, 2015), Fall (Lucky Bastard Press, 2015), and The Ep[is]odes: a reformulation of Horace (Noctuary Press, 2016). Her work has appeared in Reunion: The Dallas Review, Menacing Hedge, LIT, West Wind Review, Ninth Letter, Phoebe, and others. A weightlifter, artist, teacher, priestess, and all-around woman of action, she is the Vice President and Associate Editor of Sundress Publications.

The Challenge: Mad Summer Science
We challenge you, our magnificent eight finalists, to compose your best science-infused flash fiction. This will require each of you to step outside your comfort zone and break out the beakers for some literary experiments. Whether it’s Linnaean taxonomy, the periodic table, mathematics, or dialogue infused with cause/effect analyses, we are looking for not only a plot commitment to a theme of science, but a crossover work. We are encouraging hybrids, ones that skirt the lines of prose poetry and flash fiction. Send us stories that transform cold calculations into unstable, potent emotive forces. We want your work to foster new kinds of reasoning, harnessing the potential of variant methods of communication.
May the best stories win! Limit two stories per author. 750 words maximum. Send all stories to sundressflashsummer@gmail.com. RTF or DOCX file format preferred. Stories must be submitted by Friday, August 21st at midnight EST! Best of luck, and thank you for the work to come!

Summer Flash Showdown: Punching Summer Time Clocks

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Dog Agility. Photo by Lauren Leone-Cross

Welcome back to the Summer Flash Showdown, where flash fiction writers from all corners of the internet harness their creative wit each week for the most fabulous of prizes. This week’s challenge marks the final preliminary battle before the Grand Prize Round, where each week’s previous victors will square off for the chance to win five Sundress titles of their choosing and publication on the blog! 

This week, the stakes are even higher. Our guest judge will determine which winning author will be bestowed with the rare and prestigious responsibility…

OF NAMING THEIR OWN FIREFLY FARMS CHICKEN!

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You’re welcome.

The honored judge who will determine the fate of this chicken’s dignity and send two writers to the final round is…

Adam Prince!

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Born and raised in Southern California, Adam Prince has since lived in New York, South Korea, Arkansas, Nicaragua, Knoxville, Baltimore, and Charleston, Illinois. He received his M.F.A from the University of Arkansas, and a Ph.D. from the University of Tennessee. His award-winning fiction has appeared in The Missouri ReviewThe Southern Review, and Narrative Magazine, among others. In 2011, Narrative Magazine named him one of the best twenty new writers. He is married to the poet Charlotte Pence and is currently at work on a novel. He served as the 2012-2013 Tickner Fellow at the Gilman School. His first book, a short story collection called The Beautiful Wishes of Ugly Men, is now available from Black Lawrence Press.

The Challenge: Punching Summer Time Clocks

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With this challenge, we appreciate the sentiment of the reality of summer: that while some are at the beach bungalow, the amusement park, the bowling alley, or the sold-out concert, just as many are clocking into work to support these enterprises. We want to see the strain of a summer service job affecting your character(s); whether this happens in a positive or negative way, we leave up to you. Try to push past a lifeguard’s wanderlust for anywhere but the high perch and create a well-rounded identity. Bring us your dog walkers covered in muddy paw prints, and bring them brimming with attitude. Send the girl who refuses to wear roller-skates at the drive-in.

Don’t let the slave-to-the-grind tone detract from your effort to form a meaningful narrative! With that being said, this week’s summer job stories will have an extended word limit of 550 words to allow you to move past a narrowed, disenchanted perspective and out into greater revelations.

Please include a concise, publishable third person bio with your submission. Author pictures are also encouraged in case of publication. Send all stories to sundressflashsummer@gmail.com. RTF or DOCX file format preferred. Stories must be submitted by Monday, August 10th at midnight EST! Best of luck, and thank you for your work!

Summer Flash Showdown: “Get Your Jersey On” Winners!

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Once again, Sundress Publications welcomes you to the winners’ circle! This week’s MVP’s knocked the prompt out of the park and into April Michelle Bratten’s heart. Let’s tune in to her decision.

Congratulations to Penny Pennell for her first prize story, “The Climbing Pine.”

Here are April’s highlights from the piece:

“The Climbing Pine,” skillfully written with a wicked sense of humor, is a story of
unexpected characterizations. In this story’s cleverly designed atmosphere, I found
myself drawn toward the purity and tradition of a summer baseball game. What I
found instead was an endearing twist–characters traditionally deemed innocent were
teetering on the edge of darkness. The climbing tree, tall and foreboding, loomed over
the scene as a warning: things are not quite as they seem.

-April Michelle Bratten

Penny is the winner of her very own Outspoken Tank!

We also congratulate Barbara Harroun as our runner-up for round two, with her powerful story entitled, “Empty.”

Both authors will go on to compete in the final grand prize round, where one writer will walk away with five Sundress titles of their choosing and their story immortalized on the blog!  Get cracking on this week’s contest here!

Now for some great reads.

The Climbing Pine

by Penny Pennell

The first time you heard a priest swear was at your younger brother’s t-ball game. Early evening, mosquitoes biting, you were far more captivated by the rainbow snowcone in hand than the call that wasn’t just bullshit, but fucking bullshit. That side eye did little to mask your surprise, but Father Joe ticked up a notch that day. “Yeah,” your nine-year-old self concurred.

The game ended, as they often do, before the twilight hour, teams high-fiving in a post-game ode to sportsmanship. Defeat or victory didn’t loom long because once little league finished, the big game took center stage. Lights snapped and echoed on, a low hum began the orchestra, luring insects 50 feet skyward to a dizzying mosh pit. Kiwanis vs Noonan’s Hardware. Kiwanis Number 25 in left field, pale blue stripes on his chest, socks uneven. Slurping a wad of Big League Chew, he pulled his hat down too far over thick eyebrows and jogged deep – the worst player in the league.

You met the neighborhood boys on Brown Mountain to play king of the hill, re-enact lightsaber battles, and race matchbox cars in a pile of dirt used to feed the pitcher’s mound. No need to worry about heading home when the streetlights buzzed on, the diamond lights gave a furlough. They also illuminated the climbing pine.

The park was home to many trees suitable for play: the maple with a branch low enough to hang from upside down, the oak shedding acorns to collect and throw, the fuller pines that offered invisibility in dusk games of hide-and-seek. But the climbing pine bore advantageous war wounds that offered up its internal ladder. Stripped bare on one side, likely damaged when the lights were installed, the sap-seeping branches let you climb beyond heights you dared to go on the stadium lights. Sheltered with fronds, you and another could find branches and call out to Number 25. Heckling like Statler and Waldorf because distractions or no, Number 25 was never going to catch that pop-up fly.

Seventh inning and the barbs repeated or waned, leaving Number 25 frustrated with promises of post-game recrimination. By the eighth, a cicada shell deftly crumbled between sticky fingers among thoughts of heading home. The crack of a Kiwanis bat in the ninth began the descent. Halfway down, you leapt for the dusty landing of Brown Mountain. No risking the wrath of a humiliated outfielder.  You and the neighborhood boys scattered like June bugs when the lights go out.

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Penny Pennell received an M.A. in English in 2003 from The University of Illinois at Springfield. Her short fiction has previously appeared in Eureka Literary Magazine (ELM), The Journal of Microliterature, River Poets Journal, Foliate Oak, Underground Voices, Barnstorm and The Illinois Times.

Empty

by Barbara Harroun

You’ve started your pathetic yellow Pinto when you realize you left the keys for the pet shop in the belly of locker 117. Your legs are gelatinous from holding the last wall sit for an extra ten seconds and nosing in first on each and every suicide rep. You’re trying too hard, but you think if Mr. Stiffer (you just don’t respect him enough to call him “Coach”) pays any attention at all, he’ll start you at center next game, like you did all of Junior Varsity. Not Katie. She’s as tall as you, but graceful–not muscled like some beef cake mechanic, which is how you see yourself, honestly, standing naked in front of your mirror after your shower. God, a hot shower! You still have to shovel shit and clean cages at the pet shop, trying not to make eye contact with the puppies piled on one another in their tiny jails. Katie is probably going home and doing whatever a doctor’s daughter does, like eat something delicious and homemade by her mother, the doctor’s wife, and then off to do homework. That’s probably her job—get good grades. Not like you, who has to go clean the shitty pet shop your almost-divorced parents are barely holding on to.

You have a Spanish test tomorrow, so you as you sprint back to the gym you conjugate verbs and wonder for the millionth time how Mr. Stiffer can be married to Senora Stiffer. She’s the gentlest person you’ve ever met. She’s plain, but inside she’s gloriously beautiful. She’s showing now, her belly as perfect and round as a basketball, and today, in class, you caught her, standing by the window, hands on her belly, a private smile on her face, so joyful you wished she were your mother.

You enter quietly because you don’t want to talk to Mr. Stiffer, you just want to get your keys. He is with Katie, under the net, grappling the same ball, trying to gain control of it. A game. A joke sporting event. The ball drops, hits the floor and bounces until it’s still. That’s the saddest sound in the world, besides the cacophony of crying pets waiting for you. Now they’re kissing. Really kissing. The rack of basketballs is right there. A familiar rage bares its sharp ferret teeth and blinks its pink eyes. A ball is in your hand, familiar and known as your own skin. You rapid fire, throwing as hard as you fucking can, hoping to raise welts, break noses, going for their faces when they are still together—one target–and then alternating when they have separated, until the rack is empty and you are too.

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Barbara Harroun is an Assistant Professor at Western Illinois University. Her most recent work is forthcoming or appearing in Circus Book, Empty Sink, Per Contra Fiction, Fiction Southeast, Watershed Review, and Spelk. Her favorite creative endeavors are her awesome kids, Annaleigh and Jack. When she isn’t writing, reading, or teaching, she can be found walking her beloved dog, Banjo, or engaging in literacy activism and radical optimism. Her website is barbaraharroun.com and she blogs about all things mysterious with her friend, colleague, and running partner Rebekah Buchanan at https://allamystery.wordpress.com/.

Summer Flash Showdown: Get Your Jersey On!

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Photo by Lauren Leone-Cross.

Welcome to the second round of the Summer Flash Showdown, a series by none other than Sundress Publications! While our audience is likely chomping at the bit to hear our two winners from last week’s challenge, the running is too close. We’ll need some more time to make the many difficult decisions to come. For the remainder of this ongoing saga of flash fiction, tune in to The Wardrobe every Wednesday to find out who came out on top.

As you may know, all finalists will have the opportunity to write for the Grand Prize Round, in which the supreme victor could walk away with endless boasting privileges, publication of their story on The Wardrobe, and FIVE FREE SUNDRESS TITLES OF YOUR CHOOSING!!!

Also, round two’s winner will receive an Outspoken Tank (as well as publication on the blog.) The runner-up will also receive publication right here on The Wardrobe.

Without further adieu, this week’s honored judge is…

APRIL MICHELLE BRATTEN!!! 

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April Michelle Bratten was born in Marrero, Louisiana. The daughter of an USAF active duty father, April grew up traveling and living across the United States and abroad. Her travels have greatly influenced her writing over the years, particularly her three year residency at Incirlik Air Force Base, Turkey. She currently lives in Minot, North Dakota, where she received her BA in English from Minot State University. You can find her poetry in decomP, Southeast Review, THRUSH Poetry Journal, and others. April has been the editor of Up the Staircase Quarterly since 2008 and she is also a contributing editor at Words Dance Publishing, where she writes the article Three to Read. Three to Read highlights recent poetry and poets in online journals around the web. Aside from reading, editing, and writing, April loves beer, art, libraries, sports, camping, and bunny rabbits. You can find her on twitter: @aprilmbratten

THE CHALLENGE: Get Your Jersey On!

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All submitted stories in this round must take place at a sporting event, whether it’s a grizzly tee ball match or a Stanley Cup Playoff. The conflict can hover in the stands or be slugged out on the field, but the setting must be at and during the game.

It must also be told from a second person p.o.v. We want your use of this perspective to immerse readers in the action with a unique abruptness. Command your readers to feel the sand on their soles mid-volley ball match or harness the crack of a bat in their palms.

For example, you might write as your first line, “Rise to pass 100 people for more $9 nachos for your gurgling belly. You trip and spill beer into the perm of the woman in front of you who has been on her smartphone for half the game.”

And no Mighty Ducks, tearful sentiments on the “love of the game.” Be a good sport and serve us lit that taps into deeper realities than a team winning a preconceived stand-off. Make the odds higher than the scoreboard.

Word limit is 450 for this round. Send all stories to sundressflashsummer@gmail.com. RTF or DOCX file format preferred.  Stories must be submitted by Friday, July 24th at midnight EST! [EDIT: DEADLINE EXTENDED TO MONDAY, JULY 27TH AT MIDNIGHT]

We hope you knock this one out of…we’ll spare you any more sports puns. Go get em!