GRANTED
You, said the wife to the husband, are taking me for granted. What,
answered the husband, would you prefer to be taken for? In the husband’s
pocket were a wine opener, a business card, and a piece of lint. I should
like very much to be taken, replied the wife, after combing through
the lemons, for an impertinence. The husband looked at the wife. The
husband took off his sunglasses to better see her pupils. No, no, said the
wife. Now you are taking me for an aperture, and that is what got us into
this dark place to begin with. To illustrate, she listed all the times that
she, as an aperture, had had to illustrate. I did not realize, answered the
husband, that an aperture was so dutiful. The husband walked twenty
paces and sat down. He began carefully to persuade some waves into a
harbor. Then he directed them to lap. Here, said the husband hopefully,
is an incipient setting for an impertinence.
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